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things about capitalism people take for granted:
if you don’t prove your worth (and not to society at large, but specifically to the people who already have the money), you’ll literally fucking die. this is considered totally normal and not at all evidence that the system is evil
A lot of people talk about how they love to eat booty, but I don’t think they really know what that means. “Eating” implies swallowing. You have to swallow whatever comes out while you’re back there. Otherwise, it’s just licking and if that’s what you’re interested in, don’t say “eating” and get my hopes up.
Frank Frazetta’s promotional art for the original Battlestar Galactica series.
It’s just basic common courtesy to check the toilet after you flush to ensure your expulsions have gone.
It also doesn’t hurt to say “farewell”